i'm never Not going to giggle at the part of the mentopolis opening when "DAN FUCKS" creeps up the wall in scary intimidating shadows. i just can't take it seriously
Holding the laptop’s power button down because it’s crashed and there’s no other way to turn it off feels so unsettling. It makes me feel like I’m holding a cushion over its face while the life slowly ebbs out of it.
Give it to Me by The Northern Boys
i googled the northern boys because this whips and i wanted to know what their deal is and now i just have way more questions
‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs
Oh boy, can't wait to start the latest episode of my favorite podcast, Dungeons and Daddies! Yep, yep, rowdy horny podcast for grownups, mm-hmm. Oh, they're doing YMCA for the intro, that's ni-
Uh. Hmm.
Oh.
Oh no.
































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